"Man, I'd been waiting for the weather to get cold so I could wear this 'fit and this is how it repays me? Fucked up," Neon scoffs, though he doesn't stop grinning ear to ear.

He looks around suspiciously. "Unless it's been forcing me into a meet-cute situation. I feel like I've seen this in a Meg Ryan movie." Look, he can be a Guy while also watching older romantic comedies.

And then: "Thanks, though. For the catch."