❝ Expectations are dangerous things ❞

[dangernoodle]

{ they’ve probably killed more people than any creature or cryptid }
💮 snake 💮 tiras 💮

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[eroticpain]

"Yes. Claimed. You're mine." Obviously. He wasn't about to elaborate further because he was very sure it was quite clear and required no further explanation. Snake was his. The end.

"It won't be weird for him."

A pause and a hum. "I wonder if he'll promise to eat you if you hurt me. Oh well. Nothing to worry about because you won't."

[dangernoodle]

Snake blinked and gave Tiras an incredulous look. "Sorry, promise to what?"

[eroticpain]

"Eat you. Was that difficult to understand?" Tiras blinked a couple times. He thought he'd said it quite clearly.

[dangernoodle]

"That's ridiculous," Snake scoffed. "Why would he threaten such a thing?"

[eroticpain]

"What threat? I said he would promise, dear. He would promise to eat you if you hurt my feelings somehow." Threats? How silly.

[dangernoodle]

Blink. "Promise or threat, it's still a ridiculous thing to say." Says the man who knows monsters and creatures exist.

[eroticpain]

He blinked and stared at him. "Why? It seems reasonable to me."

[dangernoodle]

"Eating someone sounds like a reasonable thing to you?" He's very amused by the whole thing. For now.

[eroticpain]

"It wouldn't be the first time he's eaten someone for me to protect me." He shrugged and cuddled into him more.

"I'd drain the world dry for him. He can eat some people for me."

[dangernoodle]

“What? Really?” Being threatened with cannibalism wasn’t on Snake’s bingo card for… his entire life. Wrapping his arms more firmly around Tiras, Snake heaved out a breath that tapered into a light laugh.

“You’re a strange one,” he mused fondly.