❝ Expectations are dangerous things ❞

[dangernoodle]

{ they’ve probably killed more people than any creature or cryptid }
💮 snake 💮 tiras 💮

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[eroticpain]

"Of course he would. Why wouldn't he be comfortable talking to you?" How ridiculous. He brushed that away quickly because Su-jin wasn't the vampire lacking in confidence the way he used to be. Oh he had his guilt that Tiras would love to see gone but that was another matter entirely really.

"Yes. A necklace that will have my emblem on it. You'll keep it on all the time? Promise?"

[dangernoodle]

“Your emblem?” He paused a moment and then nodded. He understood that this was a way to declare to the supernatural work that Snake was under Tiras’ protection. It was sweet that Tiras wanted to protect him from any dangers he might befall.

“I’ll wear it.”

[eroticpain]

"Good. The Council knows better than to do anything to anyone that I have claimed." It was really the smartest thing they did as far as he was concerned. Otherwise they were just total idiots. Striving to maintain an entirely unnecessary peace in his opinion. But he did also come from a time before they existed, one of the few in the world who did. It gave him a very different perspective.

"Anyway you should still talk to him about helping out with my site. You might have good insight into making it even more appealing. He loves making me appealing."

[dangernoodle]

He can't imagine any supernaturals having issues with him. But then again... he does write about them. Most people think it's fiction, but some out there know it's not. Snake didn't know it, but there have been a few creatures that have come after him before. He just got lucky.

"Claimed, huh?" There's a slight hint of teasing in his voice. But the subtle grin curving his lips said that he didn't mind that terminology at all.

"Sure, as long as it won't make things weird for him, I'm game for it."

[eroticpain]

"Yes. Claimed. You're mine." Obviously. He wasn't about to elaborate further because he was very sure it was quite clear and required no further explanation. Snake was his. The end.

"It won't be weird for him."

A pause and a hum. "I wonder if he'll promise to eat you if you hurt me. Oh well. Nothing to worry about because you won't."

[dangernoodle]

Snake blinked and gave Tiras an incredulous look. "Sorry, promise to what?"

[eroticpain]

"Eat you. Was that difficult to understand?" Tiras blinked a couple times. He thought he'd said it quite clearly.

[dangernoodle]

"That's ridiculous," Snake scoffed. "Why would he threaten such a thing?"

[eroticpain]

"What threat? I said he would promise, dear. He would promise to eat you if you hurt my feelings somehow." Threats? How silly.

[dangernoodle]

Blink. "Promise or threat, it's still a ridiculous thing to say." Says the man who knows monsters and creatures exist.

[eroticpain]

He blinked and stared at him. "Why? It seems reasonable to me."

[dangernoodle]

"Eating someone sounds like a reasonable thing to you?" He's very amused by the whole thing. For now.

[eroticpain]

"It wouldn't be the first time he's eaten someone for me to protect me." He shrugged and cuddled into him more.

"I'd drain the world dry for him. He can eat some people for me."

[dangernoodle]

“What? Really?” Being threatened with cannibalism wasn’t on Snake’s bingo card for… his entire life. Wrapping his arms more firmly around Tiras, Snake heaved out a breath that tapered into a light laugh.

“You’re a strange one,” he mused fondly.